Postcards

Hot off the presses, these two postcards encapsulate our experience so far on earth. Send one back home to your loved ones in the Lanternbelt Galaxy, they won’t believe where you’ve ended up. 

Our first Earth outpost is in a place called Seattle, with charming locals, energizing caffinated beverages, and a view of an active volcano that everyone seems completely unbothered by. We are a little bothered and are monitoring the situation. 

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