Hello human earthling, are you ready for life in a more sophisticated civilization? By wearing this garment you identify yourself a ready and willing for a peaceful contact with a host being. After extracting you from your home planet, your new host being / owner will provide lodging and nourishment as you adjust to your new environment.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
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Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S | 27in / 68.6cm | 20in / 50.8cm |
| M | 28in / 71.1cm | 22in / 55.9cm |
| L | 29in / 73.7cm | 24in / 61cm |
| XL | 30in / 76.2cm | 26in / 66cm |
| 2XL | 31in / 78.7cm | 28in / 71.1cm |
| 3XL | 32in / 81.3cm | 30in / 76.2cm |
| 4XL | 33in / 83.8cm | 32in / 81.3cm |
| 5XL | 34in / 86.4cm | 34in / 86.3cm |