Hello human earthling, are you ready for life in a more sophisticated civilization? By wearing this garment you identify yourself a ready and willing for a peaceful contact with a host being. After extracting you from your home planet, your new host being / owner will provide lodging and nourishment as you adjust to your new environment.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
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Size guide
| WIDTH | LENGTH | SLEEVE CENTER BACK | |
| S | 18 ¼in, 46.4cm | 26 ⅝in, 67.6cm | 16 ¼in, 41.3 cm |
| M | 20 ¼in, 51.4cm | 28in, 71.1cm | 17 ¾in, 45cm |
| L | 22in, 55.9cm | 29 ⅜in, 74.6cm | 19in, 48.3cm |
| XL | 24in, 61cm | 30 ¾in, 78.1cm | 20 ½in, 52cm |
| 2XL | 26in, 66cm | 31 ⅝in, 80.3cm | 21 ¾in, 55.3cm |
| 3XL | 27 ¾in, 70.5cm | 32 ½in, 82.6cm | 23 ¼in, 59cm |
| 4XL | 29 ¾in, 75.6cm | 33 ½in, 85cm | 24 ⅝in, 62.6cm |